you know, If I had such fabulous shoes I'd sit at the front row in all my classes.
If I had such fabulous shoes I'd stretch my limbs every time somebody walked past.
*stretchhh
Ahh. what a long day..
*stops in tracks* NICE HEELS! *squeal where'd you get those?
*nonchalantly shrugs* oh, Giuseppe Zanotti.. *smiles* . . . GAH, who am I kidding?
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SPEAKING OF PRETTY LITTLE THINGS, look what my darling bestie sent me for my birthday all the way from uk! (yeah, my birthday. backlogged pictures from 5 months ago huhu)
wootwoot! a parcel! <3
heeh. we came up with this. figured it'd brighten up mr postman's day
knowing I've some odd unabashed love for lingerie..
major assignment 1500 words essay in 4 and a half hours yooo I'm on cloud nineeee :D :D :D
so anyways, we were asked to rewrite Cinderella in class the other day, and just for laughs (assuming you find it funny /sniffS) here's my version huhu. Once upon a time, Cinderella lived with her step-mother and step sisters and they treated her like a slave. She had to do menial and ridiculous tasks like picking up their newspapers, washing their cars and even cleaning up their dogs' poo.
One day, a hot-looking lawyer sent them an e-card inviting them to a ball that his company is organising. The e-card was decorated with obese-looking rabbits and the dress theme was 'animals'. The step sisters saw the e-card and gave a unified squeak. they were so excited that they were jumping around and flapping their arms like a chicken.
"That's it!", step sister A said smugly.
"We'll go as chickens".
Cinderella saw the commotion from the dusty corners of the kitchen and a lone tear ran down her cheek. Holding an old newspaper she is about to use to pick up the dog's poo, she sees an advertisement.
"need money? no questions asked! 15% interest only!"
She did not have a moment's hesitation and scurried out of the living room in her rags. She got the loan and upon seeing the Playboy magazines scattered in the loans office, gets a brilliant idea.
After buying some textiles from the nearby Nagoya, she rushed home and hid in her room and began working. She had only 4 hours to produce a resplendent costume that will knock the air out of any lawyer! Whistling for her little friends to help her, the cockroaches and rats from the sewage nearby crawled into her room, eager to carry out any task their mistress asked of them.
"Chew off these excess cloth! " Cinderella ordered.
The tiny room was suddenly filled with the nibbling sound of hundreds of roaches and rats. When they were done, the edge of the cloth looked exactly as Cinderella wanted it.
Wavy and lace-like.
After hours of painstaking effort and creativity, Cinderella was dressed.
She wrapped her outfit with a table cloth used as a scarf and summoned a taxi.
She arrived at the grand ballroom 4 hours late. "The jam was horrible", she commented to the doorman as he looked at her quizzically.
Hurrying to the top of the stairs to make her grand entrance, she dropped her table cloth on to the carpeted floor and waited for the spotlight to shine on her. As people start to notice that a fair maiden dressed in a penguin outfit is coming down the stairs..
The end. HAHA. i know. I've just wasted your 5 minutes XD
really! I don't have an ending! Dr Sharon told us to stop writing then. :P
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Remember the puppies my neighbor wanted to give away?
Wei took the male and here's an updated picture of him! :D
There was a farmer who had a dog and Lucky was his name-o.
Yc and I were attempting to read something in cafe the other day while the alarm kept ringing NONSTOP (inside joke hurhur.) When we finally gave up after reading the same sentence for the 10th time - yes nothing's going in cos the only sound we heard was the alarmmmmmmm /mentally bashing or bathing it in water to electrocute it haha, I asked yc:
If you're given 100,000 dollars to shop what would you buy?
She paused. smiled wideeeely, answered:
HANDBAGSSS.
haahahahahaa. and we spent the next half an hour talking about the stuff we would buy heeh.
whattt?! a girl could dream cant she?? :P pffftt.
so anyways! 4 assignments down, 4 more to go!
I will huff and I will puff. I would blow them all awayyyy!
and oh yes, while we were supposed to be doing our assignments, (I had to form a character who takes photographs for a living - her recent excursion to Tibet an example; and though she was always moving and meeting ppl, she really only felt loneliness); yc decided to entertain and sent me these messages.
She writhed through the pitch black room like a snake, smooth and curvy, avoiding tables and chairs in the way. How was this possible? She had night vision, a charm on her when she visited the tibetan mountains, where witch doctors fed her with snake eye balls and rat's tongue, a staple in the monks' diet. The disgusting taste of the rotting eyes and tongues were masked with korean kimchi, airflown and imported from korea. Keeps them warm during the long, depressing winters. Korean dramas were a favourite too, the witches and monks sat huddled together in huts, hunched over their bowls of kimchi and animal parts, all eyes on a tiny 12 inch tv. Winter sonata.
Haahaahahahahaha!oh gosh. breathe Sara breathe.
and she msged me 'wait. I'm thinking of another one'.
5 minutes later: She smiles sadly as she strokes a photograph, her favourite amongst the pictures of llamas, mountain goats, women in colourful robes and dirty, greasy children with unkempt hair. It was a classic. She'll put it above her fireplace, along with all her photography awards. The picture, a happy one amongst sad ones of poor villagers. It was when she taught the monks 'yam seng'. The picture showed the monks with their bowls of snake blood held high, their mouths open in a silent cry. Captured by the lens. Once, the monks were so gung-ho that when they screamed out the cheer, birds flew out of nearby trees in shock. The air echoed with their cry of 'yaaaaaaaaam SENG!!'. Such good times, she reminisces with a lone tear running down her cheek.
As if I don't have enough work on my hands, here I am feeling triumphant after spending half an hour figuring out what went wrong with my Photoshop! (and then spending morE time editing some pictures and then spending MORE time updating them here /bawls T__T)
ok lah since I'm doing it anyway I shall do it speedily haha!
PD trip chopchop!
heading out for dinner
Wei's childhood fantasy - Chun Li haha
the various stops we made while exploring the area
me very own little paradise :D
until I discovered this (see left)
during our karaoke session
heading home! --------------------------
while I'm at it, lemme show you what I've been doing these past few days:
TENDING A FARM!
hehe oh look I've got a donkey and my strawberries and potatoes and grapes and apples are ready to be harvested :D see see the scarecrow in the middle?? :P
omgodz Wei got me addicted okayyyyyy. myii I think you'll enjoy the game too haha. (add application on facebook gogo! XD)
ugly betty and desperate housewives tonight groans
sigh DIE LAHH DIEEE I GOT SO MUCH WORKKKKKK /criesssssss
the lion sleeps tonightttt /gesticulate sleeping baby in arms haha
ahem ok. our trip to the zoo was.. smelly but fun! I BET you didn't know this but here's an interesting fact which I deduced from my past 2 trips to the zoo.
giraffe poop looks like (the big version of) poh-zhai-yun and they pee for 20 seconds straight! :D (bet you're counting too eh.) in case you have no idea how poh-zhai-yun looks like, they're black little round pills that come in a small plastic bottle and you consume them when you've tummy aches? ... I can't find a picture but here's some giraffe poop.
picture hundreds of them seeds pouring (yes, pouring!) out of the giraffe's anus and you've seen a giraffe shit hehe.
wokay I shall start with pictures from my humble, not-so-trusty S2IS! (cos' if I start with Wei's then it'll be a letdown when it comes to mine /wipestears)
first of course is the photographer(s)!
and then the binatang-binatang sekalian.
Mr elephant showing off.
*snuggling on my cold comfortable leaf*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA oh gosh.
"eeek! I'm sliding!"
hahahaha. the hippo so cute XD
Here's Wei's pictures! (photo credits: Lee Chung Wei)
hehe.
my jump tak jadi /sniff
WOKAY LOOK AT DE TIME! American idol coming up hehe!
ooh before I go, here's two superadorable puppies omgodz /squeal
can die dot com /resist urge to squeeze them puppies!
